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this is honestly the best gif ever made.

A VIDEO
Reblogged from and one fine morning
A VIDEO

Definitely one of the funniest things I have ever seen!

A CHAT

Real transcript from a court case:

  • Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
  • Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
  • Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
  • Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
A CHAT

Trolling at the apple store

  • Me: Hey, do you guys have the new Samsung Galaxy S3?
  • Apple store guy: Uh, no, why would we? This is the apple store.
  • Me: Oh, well I just assumed since you guys said they stole everything from your phone design you might just start carrying their shit.
  • Apple store guy: ...
  • Me: That's what I thought.
A VIDEO

Hahahahahaha
Easily one of the best videos by this guy yet. Awesome music too!

A TEXT POST

Keyboard fun!

So I am using this new keyboard on my phone and it has these crazy prediction features. I wonder what it would look like if I just let it go to town on its own for a while…

"I have a ride there, Élyse’s friend Hayley is with us she has a car. I just spoke to the UK. I have a ride there, Élyse’s friend Hayley is with us she has a car. I just spoke to her. She is a good thing sometimes, I have my own. The only reason why I am a HUGE fan, but the government to the right to monitor the UK to the right to monitor all email. You will need the following link. It I am not a good idea. What is the most first to know that you are in a new few weeks ago, but it pays for a few minutes to get to know what to I expect you can see that it will want a lift. The only consolation, I am looking forward for your help and.. I have the link car hire rates, and ratings. I you have a any other person, and I was hoping you to be a spiritual, but it remains the same as for the first to review the new job!! I love the idea of building,. I am will be a problem. If the name resembles a bit. I don’t have this information is.. I could have own home and abroad and then the next couple days ago save money. The only consolation the UK and Ireland and Wales with registered office address of the most popular and I am a HUGE fan of the most popular games and the drinks. Buy any of the opposite sex with someone who is a bit of a surprise. You can call her about it. She’s out with the car. She’ll be home in the UK. I have a ride there, Élyse."

….. Lolwatdafuq. Wow.

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iventuredfromminecraftia:

lyricalz:

HA-HA.

fuck

Accurate.  ~_~;

Reblogged from minecraft
A PHOTO

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I was having a conversation like this the other day with a friend,

I bought a Thor hammer from a toy store, and they were like, “What is that even called?”  I replied, phonetically, “Mee ‘ol neer.”

They were like, “Spell it.”

So I wrote it in Runes.  Hahaha

This is awesome.  I didn’t even know it happened in a comic. 

A CHAT

3rd grade and then some

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • friend: OH
  • friend: OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • friend: I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • friend: SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • friend: JESUS. JESUS PLEASE HELP ME.
Reblogged from Hearts and Heartache